Libtalker, Guest Ponder Glenn Beck Torture Methods
Lefties Devise New Torture Fantasies For FOX Talker
To those working inside the left-wing media's smear factory, the toughest job these days must surely be cooking up fresh new ways to destroy one's political opponents.
With just about every other anti-Glenn Beck violence fantasy already spoken for, comedian Lizz Winstead was compelled yesterday to become especially creative. After all, there are only so many ways to torture a Fox News Channel host.
Does Winstead, formerly of the Daily Show and Air America Radio, earn points here, or have we heard this one before?
You be the judge:
LIZZ WINSTEAD (28:59): Ed, I've always wished that somebody would invent, maybe you and I could go into business and do this, if somebody would invent, you know the shock collars that you put on the dog (Schultz laughs) and when they bark they get jarred? If we could make one that actually fact checked and we just put it around Glenn Beck's neck and when he spoke (pause), or just fake tears, if it could detect when tears were actually crocodile tears, and then you just get electrocuted by the water and jarred, like, that would be awesome!
Force him to wear it.
Hey guys, if you truly do run out of ideas, why not advocate cannibalism? We haven't heard that one yet. Hurry, hungry tribes await Beck's arrival.