The Radio Equalizer: Brian Maloney

04 August 2011

Libtalker: Next Plane Crash Can Be Pinned On GOP


'Progressive' Freak Out Over FAA Budget Flap

While the rest of the world worries about a debt-fueled crisis smashing financial markets, our "progressive" friends panic over a government not spending money quite fast enough.

The dispute over rural air subsidies has led to a partial shutdown of the Federal Aviation Administration while a budgetary impasse remained unresolved going into the congressional recess. In an unusual maneuver, Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-NV) is to approve a temporary funding measure.

Of course, any disagreement over wasteful spending can only mean one thing: "obstructionist" Republicans want to kill children, the elderly, cute kittens, fluffy bunnies, etc. And sure enough, the FAA flap signals a GOP THAT WANTS PLANES TO FALL FROM THE SKY!

In fact, Eric Cantor himself will personally be responsible for the next tragedy.

Yes, evil conservatives find aviation mishaps quite entertaining, so we'd like to encourage more to have something to watch on TV.

And in your "progressive" diatribe, don't forget to include a link between Republicans and 9-11 terrorists! It's mandatory.

From yesterday's Thom Hartmann Show:

THOM HARTMANN (02 AUGUST 2011 - Hour Two - 30:46): The people who are inspecting planes for safety are not being paid, or at least they're not being paid for overtime [or] anything over budget, and typically they have to work overtime.

If a plane falls out of the sky in the next five weeks while the House of Representatives is on vacation, partyin' hard, call Eric Cantor.

If the Republicans are willing to crash the economy, they're certainly willing to crash an airplane, which raises the question, how different are they from...nineteen guys who crashed some, well...yeah, wait a minute...You read Osama bin Laden's diatribe about 9/11...

What he said was that he was going to try to crash the American economy by taking down the World Trade Center, and the Tea Party just said 'we're gonna crash the American economy if you don't buy this piece of legislation.'

Remember, "progressives": Republicans are on the hook for the next plane crash, so have your talking points at the ready and keep fingers crossed.


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