Libtalkers Blame Ronald Reagan, GOP For Trayvon Shooting

THE BLAME-O-MATIC

'Progressive' Script Ties ALL Foes To Florida Shooting







Need to score cheap political points against every last conservative foe? Nothing works better than the left's patented Blame-O-Matic machine!

Just plug in today's outrage and Blame-O-Matic will do the rest. Was a child shot in Florida? B-O-M says Republicans did it. Talk radio's responsible. Rush, the Tea Party, Bush (any Bush, just choose one or two at random) Sarah Palin, Santorum, you name it, this clever device will nail them all!

A special switch even activates a Slam-Savage-American-Society-At-Large mode for added benefit.

And if a normally-reliable "progressive" makes a politically incorrect observation about the incident (okay for Geraldo, but certainly not a conservative!), a bypass lever ignores it.

Of course, inconvenient facts like George Zimmerman's Hispanic background and conflicting eyewitness testimony can quickly be swept away by the establishment media.



But even the Blame-O-Matic has its limitations. When, despite best efforts, the story begins to fade from the news cycle, Holder's Justice Department stands ready to pour gasoline on the fire.



To date, our favorite B-O-M rant is found below. Why stop at Bush and Republicans when Reagan can be brought into the mix? Who's next, Nixon? Lincoln?

Added bonus: ALEC, a mainstream Republican legislative association, is thrown into the mix for good measure. It's been a recent target of "progressive" extremists:

THOM HARTMANN (47:39): Ever since Reagan became president, this curtain came down, and we kind of froze time for thirty years, and we haven't had this national conversation [about race].



NICOLE SANDLER (RANDI RHODES SHOW) (11:29): And I'll tell you who pushing for these kinds of laws - ALEC! And we've talked about ALEC, I've talked with you on Randi's show about ALEC. The American Legislative Executive Council, a nonsense uh uh name for a group of big corporations who enlist the help of state - mostly Republican state legislators to write laws that hurt us. And ALEC is pushing for the 'stand your ground' law around the country!

Sadly, the B-O-M machine is of no use in the case of two British tourists murdered in Florida last year simply for making a wrong turn into a housing project late at night. It was barely covered in the American media, though a major story in Europe.