The Radio Equalizer: Brian Maloney

23 April 2011

Libtalkers Reveal Sinister Right-Wing Plot


'Neutral Observers' Actually Right-Wing Plotters

Ouch, that hurts.

As they uncover our fiendish plot, outsmarting intellectually superior "progressive" foes has once again proven impossible. Why did we ever believe we could get away with it?

Yes, pretending to be impartial observers on Fox, at blogs and elsewhere while secretly promoting a (raaaaaaaaacist) right-wing agenda was bound to be exposed. Besides yours truly, Bernie Goldberg was also implicated, with Glenn Beck inexplicably added to the mix.

Of course, we've never claimed to be conservative at all, so our leanings had remained a mystery until revealed on liberal talk radio.

Listen as Stephanie Miller, guest Karl "Media Matters wasn't quite nasty enough for me, so I left for another smear site" Frisch and producers spill the beans on our sinister scheme:

STEPHANIE MILLER (12:15): My personal favorite is the guy who presents as the radio expert. The guy that had the right wing radio show that use to be on.

PRODUCER: Oh, the Radio Equalizer.

MILLER: that you use to be able to hear on your fillings and he doesn’t even have that anymore, so he’s the radio expert.

PRODUCER: That Radio Equalizer guy gets posted on NewsBusters a lot now. That’s because he does a column for NewsBusters.

MILLER: Yeah sure.

PRODUCER: Brian Mulroney.

And before that, a long reign as prime minister of Canada. What will this crack team of investigators turn up next?


  • Well, now that the cat's out of the bag, do you think the knowledge that you once the leader of the Progressive Conservatives in Canada might make some heads explode over at Stephanie Miller's show? (Progressive? Conservative? Can not compute... BOOM!)

    By Blogger Ironman, at 24 April, 2011 11:15  

  • So you're a Canuck? Huh, who knew?
    Also, who is this Stephanie Miller?
    ...& she has a show? Maybe if people knew she had a show, people would listen, maybe even in your homeland of Canada, Brian. BTW, did anyone ever question you about your birth certificate during your stint as PM?

    By Anonymous danybhoy, at 25 April, 2011 11:18  

  • I just KNEW it. A Candadian is behind the vast, right-wing conspiracy!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 25 April, 2011 13:18  

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